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TABLE OF
CONTENTS
A helpful metaphor
for 
prospective Epinionators
mfunk75:
The
m stands for Mike. Or
Michael, as only my grandfather calls me.
The
funk is an ode to George Clinton's P-Funk
mob. M-funk. P-Funk. Get it?
The
75 refers to 1975, the year
of
Pudge Fisk's home run, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", and my first
breath.
HOSTING
WRITE-OFFS IS FUN!
Iceberg
Funk's Pimping of the Pleasure Principle
These
are my peeps. Mess with them, you mess with me.
Three simple steps to getting on
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1. Rate all my
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2. Leave me
ridiculous, and sometimes insulting, comments
3. Don't be too
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MOVIES
Top
10 Movies of 2000 | Top
10 Movies of 2002 | Top
10 Movies of 2003 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 100-81 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 80-61 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 60-41 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 40-21 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 20-1 | My Top 50 Favourite Movie Characters: #50-26
| My Top 50 Favourite Movie Characters: #25-1
| 75th
Academy Awards Predictions | Epinions
Film Dictionary: "U Can Count on Me" - Uwan
12
Angry Men | 8
Mile
About a Boy
| About
Schmidt
| Adaptation
| Aguirre:
The Wrath of God
| Alfie
| All
About Eve | Almost
Famous | American Movie
| American
Splendor
| Amores
Perros
| The
Anniversary Party
| Austin
Powers in
Goldmember
Badlands
| Bande À Part
| The
Barbarian Invasions
| Barbershop
| Before Sunset
| Big Fish
| Blow
Out | Bottle
Rocket
| The
Bourne
Identity | Bowling
for Columbine
| Brazil
Capturing
the Friedmans
| Chicago
(2002) | Chinatown
| City of
God
| Comedian
| Confessions of a
Dangerous Mind
| CQ
Dazed
and Confused |
Dead
Man
| Dog
Day Afternoon
| Dogma
| Donnie
Darko
| Down
By Law
Far From
Heaven | The
Fisher King | Following
| Full
Metal Jacket
Gangs of
New York | Garden State
|
Ghost
Dog: The Way of the Samurai
| Glengarry
Glen Ross | The
Godfather | The
Godfather Part II
| The
Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Hamlet (2000) | Happy
Holiday Hearth | Hard Core Logo | Harry Potter and the Prisoner of
Azkaban
| Heaven
| The
Hidden Fortress
| History
of the World: Part 1
| Holiday
| Human
Nature
Igby
Goes Down
| I Heart Huckabees
| Ikiru | The
Incredibles | Indiana Jones and
the Last Crusade
| Insomnia
(2002) | Insomnia
(1997)
Jackie Brown
| Jay and
Silent Bob
Strike Back | Jennifer 8
The Kid
Stays in
the Picture | Kill
Bill Volume 1
| Killer's
Kiss | The
Killing
The
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
| Lolita
| The
Lord of the
Rings: The Return of the King | The Lord of the
Rings: The Two Towers
| Lost
in La Mancha |
Lost
in Translation
| Love Actually
| Love
Liza
M
| The
Manchurian Candidate
| The
Man Who Wasn't There
| M*A*S*H
| The
Matrix Reloaded
| Meet
the Feebles
| Memento
| Men in
Black II
| Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster
|
Million
Dollar Baby | Minority
Report
| Mr. Death: The
Rise And Fall Of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.
|
My Big
Fat Greek
Wedding | My Little Eye
Northfork
Ocean's
Twelve | The
Office Special | One
Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Paths
of Glory | Phone
Booth
| The
Price of Milk
| Pumping
Iron | Punch-Drunk
Love | Purple
Rain
Raging
Bull | Rashomon
| Red
Dragon
| The Ref
| Reservoir
Dogs | The
Ring | Ringu
| Road
to Perdition |
Rosemary's
Baby | The
Royal Tenenbaums
| Rudy
| Rushmore
Saturday
Night
Fever | Say
Anything | Seabiscuit
| School
of Rock
| Seven
Samurai | Sideways
| Signs
| The
Slums of
Beverly Hills
| Snatch
| Solaris
(2002)
| Songs from the
Second Floor
|
Spirited
Away
| Sports
Night: Box Set
| Stranger
Than Paradise
| Sullivan's
Travels | Swept
Away (2002) | Swingers
Talk to
Her
| The
Tenant
| This
is Spinal Tap
| Throne of Blood
| Traffic
| Trois
Couleurs: Bleu
| Trois
Couleurs: Rouge
| Trouble
in Paradise | True
Romance
| The
Truman Show
| Trzy
Kolory: Bialy
Unbreakable
| Undercover
Brother
The
Virgin Suicides
The
Wedding Singer
| What's
Eating
Gilbert Grape?
| Wings
of Desire | Wit
| Women
on the
Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
| Wonder Boys
You Can
Count On
Me | Your
Friends and Neighbors
| Yojimbo
| Y
Tu Mama Tambien
BOOKS
The
Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay | America
(The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction | The
Corrections | Flanimals
| Heavier
Than Heaven: A Biography of Kurt Cobain | Hitchhiker:
A Biography of Douglas Adams
| The
Information | Last
Chance to See | Life
Stories: Profiles from the New Yorker | Lolita
| Mr.
Vertigo
| Norwegian
Wood
| The
Remains of the
Day | The
Risk Pool | Sex, Drugs, and
Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto | Skinny
Legs & All | Small
Gods | Villa
Incognito
| Which
Lie Did I Tell?: Or, More Adventures in the Screen Trade
| White
Noise | The
Wind-Up Bird Chronicle | Underworld
| The
War Against Cliché: Essays & Reviews, 1971-2000
| You
Shall Know Our Velocity!
MUSIC
Shuffleupagus
(Random MP3 W/O)
Dirty
Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC
| Popular
Favorites 1976-1992/Sand in the Vaseline - The Best of the Talking
Heads
| The
Slow Wonder - A.C. Newman
| Tear The
Roof Off
(1974-1980) - The Best of Parliament
| Twice
Removed - Sloan
TRAVEL
Fredericton,
New Brunswick
| Vancouver,
British Columbia
WRITER'S
CORNER
20
Facts About Me
| 32
Epinionators Vie For My Love | A
Brief History Of (My Love Affair With) The Funk: beckytcy's "Loyalty
W/O" (Part I)
| Every
Little Thing
Sue Does is Magic | Filter of Hugh w/o
| Friday
Night Ramblings #16.1 | Good
Habits are Hard to Break, or: What I Learned on my Epinions Vacation
| The
Letters from
the Nose of Collegiate Assessor Kovalev to Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov
| Mullen
Drive
| Selected
Cinema in
17 Syllables | Solipsixteen
| The Ten
Obstructions "Write-Off" | Uncle
Nirav Wants You!: Eps Summer Recruitment Drive W/O
| Where
In The World Is My One-Hundredth Truster?: A Pseudo-Contest
| WNAWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW…
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| YOU
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