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This movie truly sucked. I'm not necessarily writing this review so people can decide whether or not they should see Apes (you shouldn't). I'm writing it for those of us who were sucked into the promise and hype and left feeling ripped off. Forget the $8 ticket, I'll never get those 2 hours of my life back, and neither will you!
So you've seen the movie, you know the plot (or lack there of), you saw and heard all of its shortcomings, so please explain to me: What the hell was that ending all about????
I'm sorry, but you can slice it and dice it anyway you want, but there is no plausible way that the "modern" world that Marky-Mark returns to is run by apes. Give me a break! Who made the decision to end it that way?!?
Sure the Tim Roth Chimp may have figured out how to travel back in time while he was locked up in the destroyed mothership, but the world he would create would not look EXACTLY like modern Washington D.C.! What a joke!
Please, someone give me your best explanation. As Barney Gumble (or maybe it's Homer) would say, "That's unpossible!"
I also couldn't stand that the female apes had perfect eyebrows and eye makeup. I think the one chick ape that was about to have sex even had human-like booobs! Agh! What a horrible movie!
Recommended:
No
Suitability For Children: Not suitable for Children of any age
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