The subtle aroma of a Borgia poison.
Written: Feb 23 '01
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Pros: It's not a controlled substance.
Cons: It SHOULD BE a controlled substance!
The Bottom Line: For masochists only.
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| Kallisti's Full Review: Tequiza Beer |
Tequiza.
This mass-manufactured, mass-marketed swamp-water is a travesty. It should not be associated with either beer or tequila, but categorized in the same masochistic food group that features extreme-sour candy and jalapeno peppers.
Speaking of jalepeno peppers, if there's any food that "goes" with this noxious concoction, it would be a jalapeno pepper -- or maybe one of those Australian sand worms they gobble down on Survivor.
If one were to dissolve the detrius found in the blades of your lawn mower after plowing over a healthy hunk of dehydrated dog dirt in some stale Coor's Light, you might have some approximation of the terrible taste of this dispicable comestable called Tequiza.
Tequiza might be the flavor of anti-freeze. Tequiza is the modern American answer to Montezuma's revenge -- I'm sure it's marketed as an upscale product in Hispanioc countries and communities.
When it comes to Tequiza I would urge you to just say "NO".
Recommended:
No
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